Philosophical Question

“Aside from our dangly bits. We’re pretty much the same, right?”
“I guess.”
“I mean, we’re both made up of the same material: blood, bone, skin, hair, fingernails.”
“And really there’s not a big difference between your hair and skin and mine, right? You don’t have special, magical alien skin or unicorn hair.”
“Then why do you get six bathroom drawers and I only get one?”

 //Thoughtful pause//

“Because we need a drawer for soap.”

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