Good Ideas

Diana intrudes on a private moment in the bathroom:

“Honey, do you know where the… well, my goodness.”
“You’re naked.”
“Yes, I am.”
“Why are you naked in the middle of the day?”
“I’m giving myself a haircut.”
“Yes, I see that, but why aren’t you wearing any clothes?”
“If I wear a shirt, the hair gets into the collar and poinks me for months afterwards. I tried taking off my shirt, but then the hair got into my pants and underwear, and that was worse. So, now I just strip down so I don’t get anything on my clothes, take care of business , jump in the shower, then clean everything up afterwards. It’s efficient.”
“It’s also what serial killers do.”
“Yeah, well, sometimes bad people have good ideas.”

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